The Coolest Mayer Tees On The Planet

Ok, maybe, maybe not. I guess you can decide that for yourself. You are more than welcome to download ANY of these designs and make your own shirt. But there are rules.

Here's the rules:

1. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES are these shirts to be SOLD. EVER. PERIOD. Unless your name is John Clayton Mayer. Then call me, we'll make a deal. I may not have fancy lawyers but you bet your sweet ass Mayer does. And he'll get ya...

2. Tell People you found them here. I'm also available to hire if you like what you see and want one designed for YOUR band. Email me at fatgirl@fatgirldiet.com.

3. Tee and Mayer not included.

DIRECTIONS: Save JPG image to your machine. Purchase tee and transfer paper. Follow transfer paper manufacturer's instructions. Print design, iron onto shirt. Wear to a Mayer concert. Amaze your friends. Wow strangers. Make Mayer jealous that HE doesn't have one. Look like one of the coolest bitches on the planet.