Open Letter To John Mayer

Hi John-

Wow. I never thought I'd write you a letter, it seems so...weird I guess. Thank you for having such an awesome sense of humor. Please keep it in mind if you read any of these posts. (uh, huh. OH yeah, you're gonna need it) You did read the warning page, right? Heh. Yeah.

I don't want to repeat what everybody else says, you know you suck...I mean, you know you're AWESOME. ;-) Thanks for being my inspiration there pretty boy. Your humor keeps me laughing and your music does all sorts of other things to me. (You have a great imagination...use it here.)

We'll have to see how this whole thing goes. Wish me luck man!

PS: In no way could this compete with your own super sweet blog. So, all I have to say is: Blog it, Bitches!