FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Who is this bitch?
Well, you can call me BHG. I'm 34, a virgo, 5'8" and um, well, I'm fat. I'm dealing with it, that's what this site is all about. Me becoming not fat. I've lost 50 pounds so far, bitches.

Is there an actual diet?
Yes and no. I'm currently following what I loosly term "The Astronaut Food" diet. Which consists of food that comes in little boxes and doesn't need refridgeration. (Also known as Nutrasystem®) Please check with a doctor before starting any diet or excersize program.

Do you actually get a date with John Mayer if you reach your goal?
Well, probably not. He sort of has a thing about not dating fans. Damnit. But hey, you never know... Check out the post called "In the beginning" for more of my thoughts on this.

What ARE your "Goals" anyway?
My main purpose is to lose weight, John Mayer or no John Mayer. Hopefully, this site will keep me motivated to that end. So far, it's done a pretty damn good job. Mayer fans are the BEST! A healthy weight for my height and bone structure would mean about a 156 lb loss overall. That's like a WHOLE PERSON. Contemplating that much all at once can be a little overwhelming, therefore I am hoping to do it a day at a time. So far, I've lost 50 pounds, only 106 more to go...